I’m secretly glad that one of my friends is stuck in a shitty situation that isn’t easily resolvable. This chick is constantly getting herself in bad situations and up until now, she got bailed out, unscathed every. single. time.
Like her life was a convenient ass sitcom and all the hijinks were wrapped up in 30 minutes or less. Roll credits.
I’m glad she finally has to deal with life like most normal people - with struggles, tough decisions, and making responsible choices for herself! And not like some promiscuous, immature, irrational Ferris Bueller.
End rant.
Start maniacal laughter.