May 2013
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May 15th
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June 2012
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Jun 4th
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Tumblr knows we're lazy
lonidopeski: amiiiyahatesyouuu: -Press J to scroll down per post -Press K to scroll up per post  -Press L to like a post -Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically  -Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab -Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT THESE OTHER QUICKIES??! ^ Where the...
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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I’ve got this lingering feeling of being horny, but I have no desire for sex - not even with myself. So…. what the fuck am I supposed to do?  Because it’s kind of getting annoying.
Jun 4th
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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May 2012
54 posts
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Confession / Rant / Annoyance
I’m secretly glad that one of my friends is stuck in a shitty situation that isn’t easily resolvable.  This chick is constantly getting herself in bad situations and up until now, she got bailed out, unscathed every. single. time. Like her life was a convenient ass sitcom and all the hijinks were wrapped up in 30 minutes or less. Roll credits. I’m glad she finally has to deal...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
sodamnrelatable: Why is it so awkward?
May 11th
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“5 seconds. That’s all it takes to avoid slipping into the coma we know as...”
– Unmaskd (via unmaskd)
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Watching the food network
whatshouldwecallme:
May 9th
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Leaving my boyfriend a voicemail
whatshouldwecallme: If I’m sober: If I’m drunk:
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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Dear Summer,
Please wait until my waist reappears before you come round again! Thanks, C.
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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baddominicana: all i ever wanna do is lay at the beach and sit under trees. these are my aspirations. call me simple. That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do.  Just leave me be in the breeze, please!
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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Considering moving to NYC and moving in with Baby next Spring….let’s see what the following months bring…
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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So I wake up at the crack of dawn (literally) to go to work to do work.  Then I work late on other work.  Then I take other work home to do work! I can’t wait until I completely, 100% transfer over to my promotion.  Working 2 positions at once AIN’T the business!
May 4th
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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