My Meh Life
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^ Where the fuck have you been, nigga? Lol
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I’ve got this lingering feeling of being horny, but I have no desire for sex - not even with myself.
So…. what the fuck am I supposed to do? Because it’s kind of getting annoying.
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
TEARS IN MY EYES
Ugh! My former boss in my former dept asked me questions like, “Do African-Americans use blow dryers?” and laughed heartily, replying “How could you tell?” when I said I was excited about getting a suntan in Miami! And let’s not forget she “couldn’t imagine a little Black girl on a farm.”
Yeah, fun times. Won’t even get into what my former co-worker in that department had to say. But I’m so glad I was able to transfer out of that dept!
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I’m secretly glad that one of my friends is stuck in a shitty situation that isn’t easily resolvable. This chick is constantly getting herself in bad situations and up until now, she got bailed out, unscathed every. single. time.
Like her life was a convenient ass sitcom and all the hijinks were wrapped up in 30 minutes or less. Roll credits.
I’m glad she finally has to deal with life like most normal people - with struggles, tough decisions, and making responsible choices for herself! And not like some promiscuous, immature, irrational Ferris Bueller.
End rant.
Start maniacal laughter.
D’Angelo in GQ Magazine (June 2012), Out now in Print. Online version should be available around May 22, 2012.
Pick up a copy for a good and thorough interview.
Photographer: Gregory Harris
Stylist: Stefan Campbell
Hair: Roxanne George
Grooming: Holli Smith using MAC cosmetics
Shirt, Pants and Belt from Versace
Tie from Title of Work
Large Bracelet and Ring from Burkindy
Other Bracelets from David Yurman
D’Angelo was photographed in Manhattan on March 30, 2012—his first photo shoot in more than a decade.
aajdfhhfsflsfomgomgomg nigga, D’Angelo still got it, doe
Either someone has bombass photo shop skills or D got back into shape with the quickness, because not that long ago, this nigga was lookin like ODB.
damn he really lost a lot of weight. wow. sadly i feel like it woulda been necessary for a comeback, being his body was a big part of the draw (as talented as he is—it was that physical pressure that made him quit for a while—-irony because he later got fat…when he’d dumped angie stone at his prime for *gasp* getting fat)
Well knock me over with a feather and rush me to the gym!
